Week 7 Results

Week Seven (May 13)
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Amsterdam Ice-9        2  v     Albania Picayunes          6
Connecticut Pipes      7  v     Boys of Bummer             1
Fightn' Kranks         7  v     Brazos Catfish             1
Hubbell Malones        3  v     Late Night Nine            5
Kitchen Sinkers        4  v     Oakesdale Oaks             4
Last Resorts           5  v     Pahloose LaTreks           3
Potomac Fevers         1  v     Pullman Sleepers           7
Terrace Thunderbirds   0  v     Southern Hemispheres       8
Louisville Sluggers    4  v     Arizona Gunners            4
Mississippi Mudcats    4  v     Federal Way Flyers         4
Piedmont Hackers       3  v     Kent Cowboys               5
Turkey ScratchGrouse   1  v     Men of LA                  7


         AVG    RP    HR   SB    ERA    CR     W    S     TTL
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|Braz.: .3072: .2484:  4 :  0 :  5.49 : 1.73 :  02 :*01 :  1-7|
------:------:------:----:----:-------:------:----:----:------
|Fight:*.3182:*.2677:*12 :* 4 :* 2.77 :*1.07 :* 05 : 00 :  7-1|
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Week seven pitted the red hot Picayunes versus the solid Ice-9, with
the results leaving both managers shaking their heads at their
befuttled rotations and tough hitting.  Amsterdam's "slugglers," led
by Jay Buhner's 5 dingers, whalloped 14 HR's.  However, this was the
only offensive stat they could take from Albania's hot scrappers, as
the Picayunes combined for a .337 BA and .321 RP.  Albert Belle
continued to plug along, having 3 HR, 11 RBI and a .455 BA for the
week.  Pitching, however, was a real battle of futility, as both
staffs had members looking better suited for a farm team, and we're
not even talking the minors.  Only one win came of either lineups, and
that came from an Ice-9 Reliever.  Yuck.  Petkovsek didn't start,
leaving Kamieniecki to start instead.  David Wells didn't start for
the Picayunes (Gout in his big toe, for crying out loud).  Wakefield
started for him.  Albania pulls it out 6-2.


             AVG    RP    HR   SB    ERA     CR     W    S   TTL
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|Picayunes: .337 : .321 :  8 :  4 :  6.40 : 1.61 :  0 :  2 :  6  |
|---------:------:------:----:----:-------:------:----:----:-----|
|Ice-9    : .265 : .272 : 14 :  3 :  7.36 : 1.97 :  1 :  0 :  2  |
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         AVG    RP    HR   SB    ERA    CR     W    S     TTL
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|FWF  : .281*: .192 :  2 :  4*:  5.85 : 1.47 :  4*:  3*:   4 |
------:------:------:----:----:-------:------:----:----:------
|MM   : .278 : .213*:  6*:  2 :  3.89*: 1.20*:  2 :  0 :   4 |
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            AVG    RP    HR   SB    ERA    CR     W    S     TTL
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|Oaks    : .275 : .281 :  2 :  2 :  4.62*: 1.21*:  1*:  3*:  4-4 |
---------:------:------:----:----:-------:------:----:----:-------
|Sinkers : .277*: .308*:  7*:  3*:  3.45 : 1.28 :  1 :  0 :  4-4 |
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Note:  Sinkers only had two starting pitchers, thus forfeiting all pitching
categories.


            AVG    RP    HR   SB    ERA    CR     W    S     TTL
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|Grouse  : .256 : .199 :  5 :  1 :  6.17 : 1.69 :  2*:  2 :  1-7 |
---------:------:------:----:----:-------:------:----:----:-------
|LA      : .335*: .357*: 10*:  3*:  4.72*: 1.46*:  1 :  3*:  7-1 |
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         AVG    RP    HR   SB    ERA    CR     W    S     TTL
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|HEMIS:*.286 :*.366 : * 7: * 5: *4.35 :*1.44 : * 6: * 1: 8-0 |
------:------:------:----:----:-------:------:----:----:------
|TBIRD: .253 : .233 :   3:   0:  6.68 : 1.48 :   2:   1: 0-8 |
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         AVG    RP    HR   SB    ERA    CR     W    S     TTL
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|Fever: .288 : .243 :  8 :  8*:  7.28 : 1.69 :  1 :  0 : 1-7 |
------:------:------:----:----:-------:------:----:----:------
|Sleep: .335*: .410*:  8*:  4 :  6.26*: 1.61*:  3*:  2*: 7-1 |
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           AVG    RP    HR   SB    ERA    CR     W    S     TTL
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|Boys   : .248 : .218 : 1  : 3  :  2.84 : 1.09 : 6* : 2  : 1-7 |
--------:------:------:----:----:-------:------:----:----:------
|Pipes  : .253*: .253*: 5* : 8* :  1.38*: 0.81*: 3  : 3* : 7-1 |
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           AVG    RP    HR   SB    ERA    CR     W    S     TTL
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|Resorts:*.300 :*.366 :*11 :*6  :  6.68 : 2.13 :  1 : *2 : 5-3 |
--------:------:------:----:----:-------:------:----:----:------
|Latreks: .313 : .294 : 7  : 3  : *3.65 :*1.63 : *2 : 0  : 3-5 |
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      AVG    RP    HR   SB    ERA    CR     W    S     TTL
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|COW:*.325 :*.298 : *8 : *3 : *5.40 : 1.56 :  1 :  1 : 5-3 |
----:------:------:----:----:-------:------:----:----:------
|HAC: .231 : .223 :  3 :  2 :  6.82 :*1.39 : *1 : *1 : 3-5 |
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         AVG    RP    HR   SB    ERA    CR     W    S     TTL
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|LNine: .258 : .245 : *6 :  3 : *2.55 :*1.17 : *3 : *3 : 5-3 |
------:------:------:----:----:-------:------:----:----:------
|Malon:*.273 :*.353 :  5 : *4 :  3.78 : 1.28 :  2 :  2 : 3-5 |
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                   AVG    RP    HR   SB    ERA    CR     W    S     TTL
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| Gunners        : .252*: .204*: 5* : 2* :  7.53 : 1.90 : 3  : 0  : 4-4 |
-----------------:------:------:----:----:-------:------:----:----:------
| Sluggers       : .183 : .157 : 3  : 1  :  2.16*: 1.`4*: 3* : 4* : 4-4 |
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